Hello, my name is paper and I am a piece of paper.
My purpose is to have people write on me and to be printed by printers.
I like the smell of wood because it smells like my parents.
My ambition is to be thrown away and recycled.
(lmao i don't know what to put in here, so thanks Claire for the message.)
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
hmmmm.. guess i was bein such a super retard today.. i dunno y oso.. bt honestly.. is sososo much beta bein a retard.. at least it cheers u up.. it oso cheers th ppl ard u up even if they are laughin at ur stupid retarded actions.. bt oh well.. i tink i feel happier actin lyk a total idiot.. i dunno y oso.. th hormonal imbalance muz haf made me lyk retardedness.. rofls..
so today th weather was kinda hot.. and chapel today was fine.. juz dat i stil dun reali lyk th sermons.. i find it veri prosperity msges and they dun reali speak to me or wat.. bt seriously.. nt many ppl do listen to th msges oso.. well.. as usual.. had lessons and mr tan chee wee is stil effin cute.. cuz i was super tired today and i cleaned th board at a veri super slow speed and he was starin at me and said i was doin catwalk?! rofls.. damn hilarious la he.. en i told him i was veri tired and he actuali told me.. i oso veri tired.. i juz ate med and i'm feelin so drowsy.. en i was lyk y u cum? u shld rest at hme.. we tot u'll rest at hme.. en he was lyk cuz i nid to finish teachin ual th syllabus.. awwwww.. he's such a super nice teacher.. love him to bits and pieces! (: and ty and i were doin our same routine of scarin each other suddenly when we kept feel lyk fallin asleep.. lols.. and finally she managed to scare me when i fell asleep and she beat my bak so damn freakin hard dat i woke up.. lols.. and i guess she beat dat retard nerve cuz i was bein so retarded and self entertainin myself dat she tinks i nid medicine.. lmaos.. and heredity is fun! hahas.. lyk how u try to find their genes and everythin.. kaes.. wadeva..
anw.. we went hdb hub aft dat.. and th lift scammed us.. i reali tot we were goin up th lift and it said lyk onli 10ppl bt inside were lyk half th class and it didn't go overweight.. they were sayin it muz b 10elephants.. hahax.. i tot we reali went up 50storeys or sth and in th end we were stil at flat grd.. wat an illusion =.=.. bt saw th modern singapore and is super cool lyk everythin is juz a button away.. u can even create wat kind of atmosphere u wan.. cool or cosy etcetc juz wid a press of a button.. damn cool! bt meixuan was kinda rite she was sayin how scary if th world's gonna b controlled by electronics.. and we started tokin bout sum christianity stuff and sum dumb memories.. lols.. and aft dat ms kang treated al of us to kfc! (: cuz we were sayin she treated 4grace macs and nt us.. so in th end she relented and treated us.. bt en she lyk no expression lyk dat.. dun even noe if she's happy or sad? oh well.. and dat was th first time when i saw $169.95 appearin in a kfc screen.. lols.. poor her.. kinda grateful for her treat.. she can b so nice.. and of cuz she's nice cuz she has th same bdae as urs truly.. *ahems.. xD
went ahma's hse aft dat and she painted my nails.. lols.. i admit.. i sux at paintin.. hahas.. and i guess i was bein a total retard again and it made fiona laugh lyk a mad cow.. hahas.. laughin is contagious so is retardedness.. (: bt seriously.. it gets reali veri veri tirin.. en when u stop bein retard u'll feel so totally moodless.. big change of mood huh..
dining ettiquette is juz tml.. sum of th ppl in my class wanna go out tml bt kbox is out cuz is so ex.. is lyk 16bucks! omg.. oh well.. shall c first.. anw.. i dunno if i'm feelin excited or nt lookin forward.. ther's so many things to b done bt wid so lil time.. so many of em oso gonna put make up tml.. well.. i shall c ba.. juz hope i dun look under dress or appear too fat and fugly tml and i dun fall down and sprain my ankle bcuz of my heels.. rolfs.. :
anw.. fatson called me again today! (: super xie men.. kailing and i were juz tokin bout him finally callin kailing and en he called me again today.. 2nd time when he's in th army! and he's vulgarities is omg! ignts! lols.. lyk practyically every sentence u hear u hear mor vulgarities en words.. tsktsk.. bt i tink he matured quite abit when he's in th army minus th vulgarities.. yepyep.. and of cuz he's grown thinner! ahhhh! shit.. now i'm th onli fat 1 left.. die! :\ bt yepp.. i'm veri happy dat he called.. he stil rmb-ed at least.. (:
well.. off to pack my bag for tml.. i guess i'll juz bring a paper bag to sch.. *fiona says paper bag sounds nicer and mor professional than plastic bag.. lols.. and hope i'll b a veri happy gurl tml! (: